More blasphemy coming up …

BAD LOOKING OUT Big Al declaring “I got it” when we needed someone to do the Barack Obama impression – hmmm … not good DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY TOLD ME MOMENT OF THE DAY Kidd tried to do the “Ian” bit but no one would let him get through it without interrupting him – [...]

“I say ‘pad’ all the time – at least I thought I did”

BEHIND THE SCENES J Si walked up to Kidd and said “Hey Kidd, I wanna see your new keyboard – okay if I come over to your pad?” Kidd replied, “Sounds great, Beatnik Sixties Man” PAD??  Who says ‘pad’?  did we suddenly time warp back to 1962? KELLIE RASBERRY’S “ME ME ME” MOMENT Kellie has always been a [...]

Dawg, I can sew!!

BAD LOOKING OUT After spending $800 over his original budget and the $99 delivery charge – J Si found out that one of the furniture delivery guys hit on Kinsey when they delivered the furniture – yeah, maybe he couldn’t see the 50 pictures of you and Kinsey that are all over your apartment? BIG AL’S [...]

I don’t like to be touched

BAD LOOKING OUT Al thinks he taped the Inauguration over his parents’ 50th Wedding Anniversary party BEHIND THE SCENES “I can’t think right now, I need pants” – Big Al – someone took Big Al’s pants after his last Bahama Mama stint and he’s been wandering the office half naked since the last break of the show [...]

That Kidd Kraddick, he’s so dreamy and short

BEST LINE OF THE SHOW “It hurts, i bleed, they laugh” – Shanon commenting on having her eyebrows “done” KELLIE RASBERRY “ME ME ME” MOMENT Kellie wants Michelle Obama to “sass it up” because she thinks Michelle is responsible for the plain fashions that are in the stores right now – and it’s affecting Kellie’s shopping experience [...]

My daddy wants his handcuffs back

BAD LOOKING OUT … OR WAS IT??? Kidd and Kellie were on the plane (that was delayed because of mechanical issues) when the news of the US Airways plane crashed – Kidd got a text from a friend that said, “are you watching the news?” – he replied, “no – I’m on the plane” – his [...]

THAT’S NOT FRANK!!!!

EWWWW MOMENT OF THE TODAY Jenna smacking on mints while she and J Si were waiting to go in for The Happy Couple bit – ew. RYAN SEACREST MOMENT OF THE DAY We’re now on in Kansas City, MO and Kidd got an alert that we were mentioned in the news release – but when he went [...]

Why is your strobe light making sounds?

FUNNIEST CONVERSATION OF THE SHOW Talking about Kenny Chesney … J Si: He’s short, like you Kidd: You didn’t have to say “like you” – you could’ve just said he’s short J Si:  He’s short Kidd: I’m not that short J Si: I think he’s shorter than you are Kidd:  Of course he is – if he’s short, he [...]

i wish could poop every day

FUNNIEST LINE OF THE SHOW “Ouch doesn’t make it feel better – only hard consonants that start with F make it feel better!” – Kidd talking about times you have to cuss – like when there’s an injury to the manhood THE THING AL SAID THAT MADE ME LAUGH “I’m a pooping machine” – totally out of [...]

There were massive amounts of fruit

AWKWARD MOMENT OF THE DAY Kellie telling us that all of her friends want to feel her boobies – and then listening to Kidd describe the lollipop scar on a breast lift BAD LOOKING OUT “I’m not really that good at anything – but I can juggle a soccer ball for ‘like an hour’” – Jenna [...]